Management is doing things right

That is the essence of science: ask an impertinent question, and you are on the way to the pertinent answer.

We can't make up for lost time, but we can make room to share space.

The problem with arguments is that it never adds up to any value to the subject.

Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.

It comes out so quietly that I have to ask her to repeat it: “It’s just that I thought maybe you were married to me.

There's two things I gotta do. One is, I gotta update my resume. And then, I have to call my mother.

The guy is a stud with women just following him around wherever he goes. But he is the last one who'll ask anyone to do anything for him. He'd rather just go do it himself.

There did he sit shrivelled in his chimney corner, fretting on account of his weak legs, world weary, will weary, and one day he suffocated through his excessive pity.

I was assigned to the heavy cruiser Chicago.

I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time. When Pierce Brosnan retires, why not one of us?