Magic is something that seems like it goes against how the world works and its us magicians job to be doing that.

If I don't fool you, I'm not doing my job as a magician. If I make you feel foolish, I'm not doing my job as a human being.

We see things based on autopilot. Our mind identifies something in a certain way, no matter what the eye sees. The eye tells you one thing and the brain tells you another.

Today, it isn't unusual for meat to travel almost halfway around the globe to reach your supermarket. The average distance our meat travels hovers arounf fifteen hundred miles.

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.

I was the best man at my younger brother's wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he's done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership.

But times do change and move continually.

Spring is the Period Express from God. Among the other seasons Himself abide, But during March and April None stir abroad Without a cordial interview With God.

Religion is based on dogma and belief, whereas science is based on doubt and questioning.

Success is... knowing your purpose in life, growing to reach your maximum potential, and sowing seeds that benefit others.

So, great. This is Camp…what do you call it? Camp Fish-Blood?” Aphros frowned. “I hope that was a joke. This is Camp __________.” He made a sound that was a series of sonar pings and hisses.

My brain gets stronger every day because I exercise it. The stronger it gets, the more money I can make.

Don't even wait until you've lost a pound. The minute you can push the plate away with food still on it, give yourself a pat on the back.