Love and respect are above any law

We only understand the true love of our lives when we bound ourself within the boundries of right and wrong.

If I tell a hotel I'm a travel writer, I can't get out of there without spending a few hours looking at every single room!

Denial is a powerful weapon. My dad taught me mind over matter. No matter how hurt I got, he didn't mind.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

I grew up with a good set of values, but it was never too strict. I was always encouraged to be a free-thinking individual.

Dave Grohl have said a lot of really nice things about me that I don't know I deserve but it's nice of him regardless.

Dogs have a lot of love.

The violation of some laws is a normal part of the behavior of every citizen.

Everyone is interesting except the narrator in a first-person story.