Look, 85% percent of Democrats think the economy's fine. What does that tell you about these people?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

When I made you my Everything, you gave me nothing. If I made you my Nothing would you want to give me everything?

The forcings that drive long-term climate change are not known with an accuracy sufficient to define future climate change.

But now I really don't want to work unless I really, really care about a project.

I sing the progress of a deathless soul.

A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt.

A criminal is twice a criminal when he adds hypocrisy to his crime.

What a man hates, he takes seriously.

No one's really taking it seriously enough, being more kind of careful and cautious in planning your life out and trying to reach a goal. It takes a great deal of effort - and this cannot be taught.

In the ending the king is a powerful piece for assisting his own pawns, or stopping the adverse pawns.

If you cannot read all your books, at any rate handle them, and, as it were, fondle them. Let them fall open where they will. Make a voyage of discovery, taking soundings of uncharted seas.