Let's get unemployed Americans off the welfare and back to work in their own country.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Misogyny or misandry is not a status or a belief

forgiveness happens when you know that the other is not responsible.

I often wonder, if those that smile the most, are the most saddest people in the world.

Show me a person who has never made a mistake and Ell show you somebody who has never achieved much.

Lincoln could be on the moon. He's still Lincoln.

Nothing quite new is perfect.

Whenever I'm in sync with the trends, it's always an accident. I still love wearing clothes I've had for ten years. I think understated luxury is the chicest thing.

Ignorance has its virtues; without it there'd be mighty little conversation.

The time will come when only those who believe deeply and actively in the family will be able to preserve their families in the midst of the gathering evil around us.

When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy.