It’s not something he can do anything about, being a bleeder, anymore than a guy with a glass jaw can do something about not having whiskers.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

Forever and ever Bonnie, I will always be your friend.

If a woman does not want she actually wants, if she wants she certainly wants it!

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth.

I think dialects should be left alone. People should write in whatever dialect they feel they want to write. In the fullness of time, these dialects will sort themselves out.

Someday I will have nothing left to lose. I can't wait.

What happen to the pirates we are supposed to see? Then we go down the chutes, and it's where the pirates were. But they're all gone. There is nothing but skeletons down here!

I would rather spend my entire life doing nothing than have my name attached to something mediocre.

The devil is always discovering something novel against the truth.

Taste is improved by cultivation.

The planet will survive. Whether we get to be here and enjoy it, or enjoy life as we've known it, is what's questionable.