It's good practice to be silly. It's good for you.

I'm not fighting. I just telling you what's right.

If everybody would just stop talking, my job would be a lot easier.

You should not judge

History is us squinting into the past, mistaking millions of tiny vibrations in all directions for unified, unidirectional movements by entire civilizations.

The primary treatment modality for DID is individual outpatient psychotherapy.Guidelines for Treating Dissociative Identity Disorder in Adults, Third Revision

Be careful what you say...you might end up in my next book!

All things come to him who waits- provided he knows what he is waiting for.

More than any other modern tool, computers are a total mystery to their users. Most people never open them up to fix them or to see how they work.

Artists never seem to get bored with life.

I just think that we show an awful lot of deference to chefs in our culture and maybe not enough deference to customers.

The bible is not a religious experience for me. This book bundles together the entire culture of Judaism: our language, our history, our geography. God is merely a byproduct of the bible.

A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.