It just seems terrorists have an open blanket.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Human: That's stupid. Isn't there grass on both sides?

O Lord my God, revive my soul!

The several sorts of religion in the world are little more than so many spiritual monopolies.

One cannot comprehend Him through reason, even if one reasoned for ages.

We love kitties, gawd bless their little whiskers, and we don't give a damn whether they or we are superior or inferior! They're confounded pretty, and that's all we know and all we need to know!

My commitment is to truth not consistency.

If you want to change the world, go home and love your family.

The only thing constant is change, we keep going through it not only in Las Vegas but in every part of our business and culture

Somewhat paradoxically, parenting programs should focus on the behavior of the parents not the behavior of the children.

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration.