Inequalities of Fate very curious. Should like, on this account, to believe in Reincarnation.

Always remember, me dear, whether you're listening to a tale or telling one: Every penny piece that's struck has two sides to it.

Does not a misplaced optimism exist, common to all mankind, leading on to false conviction that social engagements, if dated sufficiently far ahead, will never really materialize?

Are modern children going to revolt against being modern, and if so, what form will reaction of modern parents take?

Most Englishmen are convinced that God is an Englishman, probably educated at Eton.

Every Englishman is an average Englishman: it is a national characteristic.

Am sorry to note that abuse and condemnation of a common acquaintance often constitutes very strong bond of union between otherwise uncongenial spirits.

There is a certain strong sense of inner conviction that strikes, with a pang as that of birth, through the very soul, and which is experienced but once or twice in a lifetime.

Pray greatly.Pray gladly.Pray graciously.Pray gallantly.

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall.

He wished he had inhabited more of his life, used it better, filled it fuller.

Worms have played a more important part in the history of the world than humans would at first suppose.

Wrangler butts drive me nuts.

One doesn't actually meditate on the navel. The chakra is located about two or three inches below the navel, at that point there is an energy access sphere in the middle of the body.

American League teams don't bunt very often. National League teams bunt a lot.

It's good when food tastes good, it's kind of like proof you're alive.

When I am playing well I think I play such boring tennis.

Saving was slow and painful.