In other news, it's been far too long since I gloated massively about the fact that I know what's going to happen on Buffy and you all don't.

Stay crunchy, even in milk.

I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of.

TV's like whitewater rafting: Without rocks, there wouldn't be rapids, and it wouldn't be as much fun.

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar!

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

Don’t just be yourself. Be all of yourselves. Don’t just live. Be that other thing connected to death. Be life. Live all of your life. Understand it, see it, appreciate it. And have fun.

Peace comes from the acceptance of the part of you that can never be at peace.

Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends...No hope. Take all that away... and what's left? Buffy: Me.

Greatness untethered from God results in calamity unrestrained by men.

Try taking five minutes for meditation. Close your eyes and in your mind picture Jesus. Watch Him turn, look at you and hear Him...

Living virtuously is equal to living in accordance with one's experience of the actual course of nature

It's because of you when I'm in bed in the morning that I can wind my spring and tell myself I have to live another good day.

People who labor all their lives but have no purpose to direct every thought and impulse toward are wasting their time-even when hard at work.

I generally think if you do good things for people in the world, that comes back and you benefit from it over time.

Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife ('Why am I the one who takes the clouds to the dry cleaners?').

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Belief is involuntary; nothing involuntary is meritorious or reprehensible. A man ought not to be considered worse or better for his belief.

The aesthetic serviceability of objects of beauty is not greatly nor universally heightened by possession.