In life or in football, touchdowns rarely take place in seventy yard increments. Usually it's three yards and a cloud of dust.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

None of you believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself.

The truth is: you don’t have a life, you are life.

Many people put a green button on their collar and feel good, just like a lot of people put an American flag on their lapels and feel patriotic. It's not enough.I'm not dismissing it.

A better you means a better universe.

To succeed,all I need to do is suffer.

When I was born again, I received the very life of the risen Lord from Jesus Himself.

To be honest, it's easier for me to speak with an American accent.

When I write I just keep a waste paper basket handy in case I am experiencing a block.

I was told having a website would help me. I have yet to figure out why my life story needs to be on the web.

I don't think I had even begun to have an idea where I was going, but wherever it was, that was where I wanted to go.