In fact, some people who rate very high marks on the ego-based indexes of success are the ones I find most difficult to be around—and totally uninspiring

Remember that our desires will not arrive by our schedule. If you really want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.

Any problem, and I emphasize "any" problem, represents our inability to consciously connect to our Source in the moment.

Art is the only answer to chaos and the void.

Duty over fear.

There is an old Russian saying. 'A serpent changes his skin, not his fangs.

Gratitude opens a clenched fist and a closed heart.

When you find yourself in a very hard situation, a circumstance that holds you by the balls, that's the time you wish you were created a woman!(women don't own balls)

I've been in rage all my life at this thing we call 'society'

In the year and a half I was on SNL, I never saw anybody ad lib anything. For a very good reason - the director cut according to the script. So, if you ad libbed, you'd be off mike and off camera.

You have to be very nimble and very open minded. Your success is going to be very dependent on how your adapt.

Wherever you are, be there. Lifestyle is not something we do; it is something we experience. And until we learn to be there, we will never master the art of living well.

It's not often that I get to remember and use phrases like "on out my farm" or "powerful ugly" in modern scripts.