If you are different from the rest of the flock, they bite you

Dating co-stars is natural. When you're working with someone, it's habit.

I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.

Here's to the confusion of our enemies!

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.

Well, I grew up in the Bay Area, so I've been in earthquakes before.

There are no accidents in Nature.

There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.

The reason why the universe is eternal is that it does not live for itself; it gives life to others as it transforms.

In regard to religion, mutual toleration in the different professions thereof is what all good and candid minds in all ages have ever practiced, and both by precept and example inculcated on mankind.