If we don't want to eat vegetables, we don't eat 'em. If the left want to eat vegetables, they want everybody else to do what they do and not do what they don't do.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Be yourself.

Experiencing something of the grace of God should always cause our self-perceived ideas about 'Who He is' and 'How He works' to pop.

When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.

I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the glory of America is that we didn't know it then.

A life of kindness is the primary meaning of divine worship.

A photographer's reality is what he or she wants to show.

Some of my youthful readers are developing wonderful imaginations. This pleases me.

I have had a career in which, almost without exception, every single person Ive worked with has helped me.

You can spend your life looking over your shoulder or you can look ahead. I choose to look ahead

That is the key to navigating this life - don't take it too seriously. That's when the party begins.