If it's ALL about me, it's NOT about MUCH!

Treat your past as a book that you learn from instead of a hammer that you beat yourself up about.

We've gone from looking up at the moon to looking down at Instagram.

The definition of a Racist is anybody winning an argument with a liberal.

Liberals want Conservatives to shut up. Conservatives want Liberals to keep talking. Because our arguments make sense and theirs don't

Government can take your money at gunpoint; businesses have to persuade you.

Nothing penetrates the liberal's sense of moral outrage.

Civilizations fall because the people inside the Sanctuary throw open the gates.

Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President.

To find yourself: be yourself, trust yourself, and love yourself.

If you are in difficulties with a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn't expecting it.

Don't let public opinions pinion you

When people are free to do as they please they usually imitate each other. Originality is deliberate and forced and partakes of the nature of a protest.

Every life is finite, Will.

I like messing up the song, doing some improvisation. And I like running around the room with the mic.

It takes time to learn to draw. It takes years, not a few weeks.

All you ever were was a little bit of the universe, thinking to itself. Very specific; this bit, here, right now. All the rest was fantasy.

It is tradition in Ireland that you're given money for your first communion.