If You find yourself in a hole

I came to get you. I knew you'd freak

I am a solitary wave in the dark and desolate sea: and the sparkling glass I drank was drugged with misery.

I grew up in the middle of everything. I walked the streets alone, I rode the trains alone, I came home at three in the morning alone; that was what I did.

Great truths always dwell a long time with small minorities, and the real voice of God is often that which rises above the masses, not that which follows them.

The American belief machine apparently has a fail-safe component. Nothing shuts it down.

Athletes are extremists. When they're training, it's laser focus.

If people are saying you’re wrong that’s probably a good sign that you’re a genius.

I don't much mind being expelled from communities.

Well, actually, the Second City thing came about because I was taking a few improv classes there. I thought that the improv classes would help with my wrestling career, which it has.

When two doctors pass each other on the street they wink at each other.