If I had a defense like Hal Mumme has, I would be trying them on every kickoff.

Will be the 14th time I've coached in Neyland Stadium. ... I've coached there more than some of their head coaches.

He was the unloving father that I never had, but I still craved his acceptance.

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

You can't spell Citrus without UT

In my experience I've learned women are better streakers.

I don't know. I always sort of liked playing [Georgia] that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.

It’s easier to win the National Championship than the SEC, ask Nick Saban.

A swamp is where Gators live. We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous. Only Gators get out alive.

I don't think telling the truth ever gets anyone in trouble in the long run. Maybe the day after, but not in the long run.

Coaching to me is correcting mistakes and trying to get your players to think. If raising your voice occasionally gets them to think better, then that's called coaching.

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with, the wind.

I don't understand water and gravity.

One always has riches when one has a book to read.

Tonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest, sorry... brightest.

Assoon as I stepped out of my mother's womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The only thing that shatters dreams is compromise.

You can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event. Coincidence, that's all anything ever is, nothing more than coincidence...

Every object strives for its proper place. A book seeks to be near its truest admirer. Just as this helpless moth seeks to be near the candle that infatuates him.

Trump affects the world in a major way.