If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The Worst thing that Good could do to Evil was ignore it...

Now, I don't smile because I have a perfect life or even because I'm having a perfect day - I smile because that's how I choose to deal with whatever life throws my way.

We don’t always like what’s good for us, ” she said. “Especially at first.

It is not giving up, it is accepting. And the light will enter. Always does.

People respond more to the authority of status, than the authority of truth.

Sheikh Hasina's government is one of the best Bangladesh has ever had. She is taking action against fundamentalists. But even she refused to let me return. I don't think I can ever return home.

You've got to look and pick your shots - and that's where your class and skill comes out.

If I can change than anyone can change. I promise you that.

I try to be as intentional as possible.

If baseball wants to get you, they've got enough resources and enough investigators that they'll find a way to get you.