If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

When I'm writing, I make words my b*tch. But when I'm editing, the words make me their b*tch. It all equals out in the end.

Once you learn to quit it becomes a habit.

Give me ten thousand Filipino soldiers and I will conquer the world.

You're so earnest about morality that I hate to think how essentially immoral you must be underneath.

O love, if I regret the age when one savors you, it is not for the hour of pleasure, but for the one that follows it.

I don't have a lot of regrets in my life.

I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from work, I tend to stay at home.

The people who imprinted us are not completely happy and they are not completely powerful. So naturally, we have to fight our whole life against that imprinting.

I learned if you have $100 or $100 million - if you spend more than you have, you’re going to go broke.

Everything I do is to support my passion, and that is the rescuing of animals!