If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......

My mind is like the Titanic, to many brain cells for the life boats.

BREXIT?So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

Trust a politician? I would rather staple gun my nuts to the back of a charging rhino.

I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.

Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse........

It looks as if British democracy died a few years ago, and nobody noticed.

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.

Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.

Of all creatures that can feel and think, we women are the worst treated things alive

Attracting loyal customers based on price is like believing in the tooth fairy.

Hackers rarely have full knowledge of the technology stack of a target.

Before a battle, planning is everything. Once the fighting has begun, it's worthless

We can land men on the moon, but, for all our mechanical and electronic wizardry, we cannot reproduce an artificial fore-finger that can feel as well as beckon.

The great thing about being a writer is that you are always recreating yourself.

People accuse me of being arrogant all the time. I'm not arrogant, I'm focused.

I keep very weird hours. I never know when I'm going to get an idea.

The great error of nearly all studies of war... has been to consider war as an episode in foreign policies, when it is an act of interior politics.

Government-mandated and -subsidized ethanol from corn will go down in history as the "Iraq War" of environmental solutions: ill-considered, costly, and disastrous.