I will announce my intention to totally renegotiate NAFTA, one of the worst deals America has ever made.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

My imagination is a monastery, and I am its monk

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

Be self aware, rather than a repetitious robot

Pulling weeds and planting seeds. That's the story of life. We are individual lots on which either weeds of selfishness or fruit of the Holy Spirit grows and flourishes.

We're not raising grass. We're raising boys.

Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.

But we have a war of ideals and ideas, and that is to sell democracy.

Businesses get better only when the people in the business get better.

There is an icy window before every man! Faces cannot be seen clearly! Wait for the ice to melt down!

little life lesson 23: before making a snide comment about someone else's outfit, check to see if you're wearing knee boots with fringe. if you answer yes, drop it. just do.