I was a narrative historian, believing more and more as I matured that the first function of the historian was to answer the child's question, "What happened next?

Love is friendship set on fire.

I'm captivated by you, baby, like a firework show.

God is not looking for men of great faith, He is looking for common men to trust His great faithfulness.

Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him.

The Great Commission is not an option to be considered; it is a command to be obeyed.

I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town

I have always done my duty. I am ready to die. My only regret is for the friends I leave behind me.

Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

I have no private purpose to accomplish, no party objectives to build up, no enemies to punish-nothing to serve but my country.

You'd be surprised how little voice you have when you lose everything.

I think whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude.

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.

[...] marriage is one thing, and love is another...You need to have a solid canvas; nobody stops you to weave the arabesques.

I think it's really important to have portion control. I don't believe in losing weight quickly.

At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen.

A true champion can adapt to anything.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

You can get so well educated in America that your thoughts become detached from common sense. You can get so complicated in your thinking that the obvious isn't real to you anymore.

In our researches on the likely economic apocalypse it's become clear what is the prime survival tool for hard times: friends. Good friends. Lots of them.