I think that gardening is nearer to godliness than theology.

Colleges [have] forfeited the responsibilities of in loco parentis and have gone into the pimping and brothel business.

Gardening symbolizes our race's primordial acceptance of a responsibility and role in rectifying the harm done to the creation through sin.

To be a STAR, you must shine your own light, follow your own path and don’t worry about the darkness, for that, is when stars shine brightest

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong--or absolutely right.

All I want is good, honest, loyal friends.

A belief is made religious, not so much by its content, as rather by the way it is held.

We’re damn lucky to have our bodies, these strange, multi-functional machines, that let us leave our legacy on the planet.

If it's not your story to tell, you don't tell it.

I. cannot stoop to reply to the folly and the slander of every poor Tory partisan who assails me, and I should not have noticed you but for the fact that you are a member of the House of Commons.

Where are you originally from?” “The planet Lorien, three hundred million miles away.” “Must have been a long trip, John Smith.” “Took almost a year. Next time I’m bringing a book.

Am I pretty? I must be, I thought, for all girls in love are pretty.

Protestations of impartiality I shall make none. Theyare always useless and are besides perfect nonsense, when used bya news-monger.