I think I'll do well in Michigan. I've been talking about cars for five years.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

An archer must never blame a target for missing it.

I haven't don anything wrong." At least, not for a few hours

You can't fake listening. It shows.

I think it's the ego in us that screws us up.

I think if we ever reach the point where we think we thoroughly understand who we are and where we came from, we will have failed.

Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.'

Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.

Life's too short not to have fun with what you wear.

Billy Graham is for the hereafter. I'm for the here and now.

I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality.