I slept cause she cheated. She slept cause I cheated! WTF! We Need? Let's buy a loyal bed.

Extrapolating from the statistical growth of the legal profession, by the year 2035 every single person in the United States will be a lawyer, including newborn infants.

Ignorance is relatively easy to cure

Patents need inventors more than inventors need patents

It takes a fool to rush off to war!

Envy, if surrounded on all sides by the brightness of another's prosperity, like the scorpion confined within a circle of fire, will sting itself to death.

Always revisit your decisions in the light of new knowledge and information. Don't be afraid to change.

You know, when I hear music, I just hear the whole thing.

No one lives like a robot. We all make choices from the moment we wake up in the morning.

If you can't take a hit, you're not going to last long, that's for sure.