I mean, look at us. We're all alone in my bedroom and I'm not feeling any urge to make any kinda move on you. That's a pretty big problem.

Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me.

Oh yeah, just push the knife in further and twist, why doncha?!

Remember how last year there were two more girls than guys and I had to be on the guys' side and dance with all the girls? That was a lot of fun. I love being tall.

Me"? I know a lot of "me's," actually, so which one are you?

Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie.

I mean, what's better than having the person you love love you? That's pretty exciting. It's pretty amazing, actually. It's like a miracle or something.

Let's use that empty noggin of yours as a punch bowl, so it's at least good for something!! Whadja say?! Ooh, but I love punch!!

Why's it gotta be Ôtani for me? I don't know because I have way too many reasons to choose from! He's the one for me, that's all. He just is.

Does it seem like I'm out of it? No you seemed like you were in total control as you fell down the stairs.

There so much to learn from a single book.

Don't follow the crowd. The side of the majority is the riskiest place to have dust thrown on your uniqueness.

who ever play with play will cry with play

Denver is a city that will be far more defined by its future than its past.

We do many things at the federal level that would be considered dishonest and illegal if done in the private sector.

The first lie of fiction is that the author gives some order to the chaos of life: chronological order, or whatever order the author chooses.

I was kind of a misfit, and when my mother died, I had to become an adult, something that I never thought I would ever be.

Remember that there are two things in this life that are never worth crying about: what can be cured and what cannot be cured.

I did this movie about Salvador Dali a few years ago and had hair extensions and a little bob. That was incredibly bizarre.

Pulchritude--beauty where you would least suspect it, hidden in a word that looked like it should signify a belch or a skin infection.