I'm the Ted Bundy of string theory.

The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation.

Either God can do nothing to stop catastrophes like this, or he doesn't care to, or he doesn't exist. God is either impotent, evil, or imaginary. Take your pick, and choose wisely.

A puppet is free as long as he loves his strings.

We have a choice. We have two options as human beings. We have a choice between conversation and war. That's it. Conversation and violence. And faith is a conversation stopper.

How we pay attention to the present moment...determin es the character of our experience and...the quality of our lives.

You can do what you decide to do — but you cannot decide what you will decide to do.

How can we be “free” as conscious agents if everything that we consciously intend is caused by events in our brain that we do not intend and of which we are entirely unaware? We can’t.

You don't get anything worth getting, by pretending to know things you don't know.

Jesus Christ—who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens—can now be eaten in the form of a cracker

The position of the Muslim community in the face of all provocations seems to be: Islam is a religion of peace, and if you say that it isn't, we will kill you.

You have to understand what you’re missing before you can really feel a loss.

Joy is what we all seek. It is an energy more powerful than food. But without love we can not feel true joy.

When a great adventure is offered, you don't refuse it.

Anyone who gets his or her political news primarily from the New York Times (which made the ethically challenged carpetbagger Hillary a senator) is a fool.

A good rapper is a good rapper, a good album is a good album. I don't think anyone is inherently good.

The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

That which does not kill me, has made a grave tactical error.

Everywhere I went I experienced the same success, which transcends words.

Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame.