I'm outa here, I'm only playing one song, and I'm not coming back for ten years! And when I come back..!

My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.

The best thing you can do is follow your dreams

COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?

Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!

You cannot fix what you cannot face.

I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.

There's nobody quite as mean as people being mean for Jesus.

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

Corrupt citizens breed corrupt rulers, and it is the mob who finally decides when virtue shall die.

I don't know about the first steps in a geography of loss, and I know that it's unmapped. I know that we all have to go by ourselves.

But of, but what, but whether, but who, but nevertheless, but insofar, but why, but otherwise, but even if-

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life.

We are missing the gold if we do asanas as a physical practice only.

We should not have a petty regard for God's gifts, though we may and should despise our own imperfections.

I feel the responsibility to make things which on some level have something positive to say.

Maybe I'm wrong," Mom said. "Maybe the world really is coming to an end." "Should I try Fox News?" I asked. Mom shuddered. "We're not that desperate," she said.

It's a trip but it hasn't crossed over to the point where women are throwing their panties at me.

I began playing in the Pacific Coast Indoor Tennis Championships.