I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.

If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance, because you don't have the spirit to judge someone from within, you're in trouble.

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.

Fear and God do not occupy the same space.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

When I tune into my beautiful self, I get happiness. Everything in the universe belongs to me.

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.

She felt wild and unruly, determined and free.

Which would you rather be if you had the choice--divinely beautiful or dazzlingly clever or angelically good?

Sometimes inspiration just requires looking at things from a different point of view.

It is the duty of government to make it difficult for people to do wrong, easy to do right.

We must learn to see the world anew.

Now, if you want to do realistic, kind of heavier acting stuff, you do it on Amazon or Netflix or whatever or HBO.

Optimists are happier in life for a reason.

We have a swarm of people in the stock market - not out of knowledge, not out of expectation, but out of basically a gambling instinct, the hope that prices will go up.

What is it, I wonder, that makes two people suddenly become important to each other? So important that everything else around them just fades away?

The church that is married to the spirit of this age, becomes a widow in the next.