I'm no different from anybody else. If I don't have a card, I can't check out these books.

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.

Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it.

A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.

I deplore any action which denies artistic talent an opportunity to express itself because of prejudice against race origin.

I was born on Delaware Street. We have never desired another home.

Such widely different things as war and picnics will surely show a man up.

I'm much more conspicuous having long hair than I will be with it short.

I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so many turning turtle.

I have a strong tennis arm.

Hitler is the human catch-all for all other terrible humans.

Knowledge. How curious that a man who closes his hand upon air so often thinks that he has a ruby within his grasp.

We all know how 'modern democracies take loaves from the wealthy.' It's the slipups in the 'pass them out to the poor' department that inspire a study of Economics.

I grow vegetables - I'm a vegetarian; I've got strawberries, artichokes, leeks, broad beans.

It costs more to doe ill then to doe well. [It costs more to do ill than to do well.]

Borg's won Wimbledon four straight times and out there he has just lost an 18-16 tie breaker. You'd think maybe once he'd let up and say forget it. But oh, no way.

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

Popularity is not an indication of quality.

Somebody has to be prepared to be the good guy from time to time in order for the human race to prosper, though most people don't want it to be them.

Life is about balance. Be kind, but don’t let people abuse you. Trust, but don’t be deceived. Be content, but never stop improving yourself.