I’m looking for mushrooms. Giant ones, specifically of the deadly poisonous variety.”“How come?”“Monday is Teacher Appreciation Day, and I was thinking of making a nice quiche for Miss Keener.

Truth will never shine from a heart filled with corruption and lies.

Please don’t be upset. The last thing in the world I want is to see you upset and that too with me. It’s terrifying to see your beautiful eyes turn red with anger.

I was abused my family was the "brady bunch

In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.

In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows But my sorrows they learned to swim

The basic science is not physics or mathematics but biology -- the study of life. We must learn to think both logically and bio-logically.

I had a great interest in sports. I had three older brothers who were great athletes. I was not.

Whatever their ideas or ideologies or religions are, always get along well with people!

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

Words slip into a language the way white-green vines slide between slats in a fence.