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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.


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Should I just sit down, right here at carousel seven, and shake until somebody's arms are around me and they're saying, 'It's okay, I'm here, I'm here, come with me to the institute.



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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.



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