I'll take anyway to get into the Hall of Fame. If they want a batboy, I'll go in as a batboy.

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

I like radio better than television because if you make a mistake on radio, they don't know. You can make up anything on the radio.

Well, that kind of puts a damper on even a Yankee win.

Those huckleberries in the National League don't want to do anything that the American League wants to do.

Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are? Right here. The old pinstripes. No! You never wore them... So you have a right to sing the blues.

I'll take any way to get into the Hall of Fame. If they want a batboy I'll go in as a batboy.

I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.

Because I know from experience that sometimes it's only the young ones who are crazy enough to change the world.

Love is a wound, " the assassin said. " Neither life nor death.

I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.

don’t order me around like that unless it involves a safe word and a couple of interesting toys.

Tolerance is a virtue that depends upon peace and strength.

I'm having a great life. And I'm 73 and they still phone me up and ask me to do a job here and there.

Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive.

Better believe that, whenever I see y'all I'ma test ya Only cause I know that faggots respect pressure

Like the man said, a little hope never hurt anybody