I'll be ready for my first kiss! When it happens, it'll happen, but I don't know. It doesn't look like that will be anytime soon.

I have really crooked teeth - they give me character!

When it comes to love, always be open. Because the second youre not pining after a boy, or a boyfriend, amazing love comes into your life.

If there wasn't mystery, people wouldn't have anything to ponder. If you already knew everything, you wouldn't have anything to think about and life would just be really boring.

I've realized that you become a bully if you are just watching someone get bullied and you don't say anything. Speak up!

I'm my own person, and am trying to carve out a career on my own.

Everyone has kind of done something that is bad and everyone has shades of good, but everyone has that darkness. There's always that little twinkle of darkness in everyone's eye.

London is my favorite place in the world. I love London. I think it has the best of L.A. and New York in one, and I have a really great friend there.

When you're a teenager, you don't want to bring your emotions to the surface and talk about them. You want to push them away.

I'm 5 foot 2. I wish I were 5' 6. Everyone who meets me says, 'Oh my God. You look so much taller in person.'

Jennifer Aniston is a genius.

I'd forgotten about it, and now I forgot it again. There are things that have to be forgotten if you want to go on living.

It's the secret to happiness, you know. Only take what you need.

To achieve world government, it is necessary to remove from the minds of men, their individualism, loyalty to family traditions, national patriotism and religious dogmas.

Terry Gross has never had me on her show and you know, it's her show; she sets the agenda and that's not Hodgman. But I'll still listen to it.

Where the countenance is fair, there need no colors.

Everything I have written is the result of reading or of interest in people.

Sound is one of the best most powerful tools. All the ancient traditions confirm that in the beginning was the word. Sound sort of predates form.

Republicans are 'bad people who deserve a two-by-four upside their heads.'

If you don't like going to the DMV, imagine if the only place you could go to resolve a health care problem is some government agency.