I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'

Don't you see? The catastrophe is me. My very existence is an affront to everything that is natural and good.

They laboriously do nothing.

The blessing always comes back to the door of the author.

The fans, and now most of the crowd, are interested in this event.

Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing, the higher your profile, the more castable you are in TV dramas.

We are on earth as extensions of God to finish the work He began. We are the essence of God, His on-going incarnation in the world.

And, strangely, this one of the few things in life that the third, the latter, the buy with our eyes closed has actually done better than everybody else.

It's not our past which most determines the possibilities open to us, it's what we choose here and now to make happen in our present and future.

On entering a temple we assume all signs of reverence. How much more reverent then should we be before the heavenly bodies, the stars, the very nature of God!

Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked.