I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.

I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.

You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.

All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.

I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday.

Man persists in waywardness. If one institution fails [he says], try another—anything but God’s plan.

Happiness is really rooted in simplicity. The tendency to excessiveness in thought and action diminishes happiness.

The cemetery is filled with indispensable men.

Writing is performative - and while, yes, the words in essence will be there "forever," poems are often about ecstatic moments rather than trying to pin down a particular truth of an event.

For as long as I can remember, I've always had a wild imagination and always enjoyed reading and writing.

Fortunately, her year of graduate classes prepared her for obnoxious conduct.

Stop obeying a dictator; you will then see that he is nothing! Stop obeying a king; you will then see that he is nothing! If you refuse the Devil, you will then see that he will shade away!

Got to lose control before you take control.

Love simply is. [...] Love and don't ask too many questions. Just love.

I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners, and I don't fight for honor 'cause we all are born sinners