I know this much: if you gotta write, honey, you gotta write. Some call it a disease, some a madness. Ah, but I call it love.

Sometimes the best things in life are unexpected.

Not everything in church is truth ... And not all truth turns up in church.

He found me when I was at my lowest point.

Why do you still feel the need to punish yourself for something that was out of your control?

If you're around someone who makes you feel good, you have to go for it. Don't hold back.

Chemistry's a tricky thing, and if I'm not feeling it, I'm not gonna pretend.

This is New York, babe. Be ready to expect anything.

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

Better to fail at what you love than succeed at what you hate. People have strange ideas about success ... too much to do with money, not enough to do with joy.

Living on hope is like being hungry all the time.

Socrates should have written comics.

Reliable data on the outsourcing of American jobs is sorely missing from the debate on globalization.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

The artificial is always innocent.

My story is important not because it is mine, God knows, but because if I tell it anything like right, the chances are you will recognize that in many ways it is also yours.

Remember this: No one is looking at your imperfections; they're all too busy worrying about their own.

Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time.

To become comfortable with uncertainty is one of the primary goals in the training of a physician.

Books should cost less and they should be digital.

Life's scientific, but we don't know, do we? Not certainly, I mean.