I have always observed that to succeed in the world one should appear like a fool but be wise.

The less men think the more they talk.

What the orators want in depth they give you in length.

I have ever held it as a maxim never to do that through another which it was possible for me to execute myself.

Those who have few things to attend to are great babblers for the less men think the more they talk.

And he had a dog, a nice dog. He couldn’t be too evil or dangerous if he had such a great dog.

Nobody, 20 years ago, forecast the Internet.

What's the point in being an unpopular writer? It just doesn't make a lot of sense. For me it doesn't, anyway.

The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper.

I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of stale dog and a lack of performance.

Jimmy Foxx could hit me at midnight with the lights out.

No one knows what I am and really, I wonder if I do, at the end of the day.

It isn't that hard to get RBI's when you're hitting home runs, you generally get a least one.

Life is divided into three periods: that which has been, that which is, that which will be. Of these the present is short, the future is doubtful, the past is certain.

Print and web have profoundly different effects: The effect is immediate when people can click on links.