I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

If there is any religion that could respond to the needs of modern science, it would be Buddhism.

When you invest your time you will notice that you are being fruitful and that you are multiplying your life.

New ideas leave the old ones shaking in their shoes, don't they?

Everything you see that makes you think about the comics, I think you should read into it.

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

You have to shoot, to want to score goals no matter how. Just score that goal! You can't be afraid to miss.

When I don't have anything to say, I don't publish. Rather than posting something that's not very interesting, it's best to wait until you have something that really inspires you and makes you laugh.

And my career, the things that have happened have happened because of my music education background.

Abortion happens because of economic circumstances.

No writer, however popular, disdains a reader, however humble.