I didn't set fire to the building.""No, but you did pull it into the river.""That put the fire out!

That's the funny thing about America--the blessed thing. As many people as there are to hold you back, there are angels whose humanity makes up for all the others. I've had my share of angels.

We may not only find faith in God in our sorrow. We may also become faithful to Him in times of calm.

When we learn to eat properly we begin to rebuild our bodies and to fulfill our purpose on this planet to grow in health, creativity, wisdom, and compassion.

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, to us, are some of the greatest films ever made, and each is better than the one before it. But if you go to Toy Story 6, they all end up decomposing in a trash heap somewhere.

I believe that a small action or a subtle gesture in life can change many, many things.

If you don't love yourself, it's impossible for you to love others. You can't give away what you don't have.

George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have.

I think I've been lucky, being my frequent appearances on Court TV have brought to me another level than just the actor guy.

Expose not the secret failings of mankind, otherwise you must verily bring scandal upon them and distrust upon yourself.