I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

...maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one.

You shouldn't judge someone until you've walk a mile through an underground tunnel in her uncomfortable shoes

Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then--that sometimes a spy doesn't need a cover so much as she needs a shield.

Even at the Gallagher Academy, they don't teach you to break somebody's heart.

Darkness humbles and demolishes the people

Music helps to forgetThis forsaken tomb, That is my abodeCellars downFar belowUnder the ground, ...

Soul of the universe, Sire, God, Creator, Lord, I believe in Thee, 'neath all these names: And without having need to hear thy word, In the sky's brow my glorious creed I trace.

After eight years as President I have only two regrets: that I have not shot Henry Clay or hanged John C. Calhoun.

Do you have any idea how much I've loved you?

We appear to be overplaying this global warming issue as global warming is nothing new. It has happened in the past, not once but several times, giving rise to glacial-interglacial cycles.

I Never Liked You. I think that's my best book. I think it works the best as a story, and I like the drawing. It works on both levels, for me at least.

You know, the benefit in life is to say, 'Maybe you made a mistake, let’s dig deep.'

Real separation, to me, is the death of love. Any other - parting - well, it just isn't real.

Crazy is so hard to play, there's nothing you can really tell an actor.