I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

I was part of the draft resistance movement in LA where we did demonstrations at the draft centre and burned our cards and made a lot of trouble on campus.

Everyone starts to think they are ‘Superman’ from the moment they know their bad time has turned into the best.

She had on a blue bonnet, and with a pair of lovely eyes of the same colour, has contrived to make me feel devilish odd about the heart.

I've benefited from the best of both societies and both cultures, East and West.

I think I have a lot of crazy layers.

And as the players tried to take the field, the Marching Band refused to yield.

Rule by patience, Laughing Water!

Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love.

No system of regulation can safely be substituted for the operation of individual liberty as expressed in competition.

Find the best in everybody. Just keep waiting no matter how long it takes. No one is all evil. Everybody has a good side, just keep waiting, it will come out.

The time to embrace your magnificence is now.