How can you introduce error into the Bible? Have a human open it. The moment he reads it, the Bible because weighted down with his biases and expectations.

The last Bible I looked at contained over 2000 pages, and you humans managed to get yourself kicked out Paradise by page 5. That has to be some kind of record.

A wilderness experience includes a long walk back.

Temptation is not his (Satan's) strongest weapon. Despair is.

Most humans turn away from God simply for the privilege of deluding themselves into thinking they are the masters of their own destiny.

He stayed inside his perfect silence, hung on the stopped, forward edge of nowhere

I was in Shanghai when the Japanese invaded China. I was there in Shanghai when, the morning after Pearl Harbor, they seized Shanghai.

Anyone with an Internet service provider can be a pundit or whatever they want.

I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.

You've only got one life and you have to live it. Take every single lesson as a learning one.

If you're going to generalize about women, you'll find yourself up to here in exceptions.

Disapproval of homosexuality cannot justify invading the houses, hearts and minds of citizens who choose to live their lives differently.

In the beginning was the Word. Man acts it out. He is the act, not the actor.

California: The west coast of Iowa.

The Web is a compelling new medium being put to all kinds of uses, by everyone from banks to Cub Scouts to flying saucer cults. That said, it can also be a powerful folly amplifier.