Hillary Clinton trashes the banks every time she opens her mouth, and yet she made $21 million in two years making speeches to those very banks that she trashes every day.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I am perhaps more proud of having helped to redeem the character of the cave-man than of any other single achievement of mine in the field of anthropology.

There went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed . . . And all went to be taxed everyone into his own city.

I love bad boys. They're the most fun to play.

All of us are better when we're loved.

Playing show after show is like my bread and butter.

God somehow makes sure that in international rugby nobody wins ALL the time!

For The Truman Show, I worked for a few weeks, do my gig, then I was done.

If I had Aladdin's lamp and the usual three wishes, the first would always be, 'Give me the first day of June.

He's for us, He loves us, and sometimes, we need to just stop, enjoy His presence and take that in.

Eddie Van Halen was probably the most influential.