Hillary Clinton's all talk. It doesn't get done. All you have to do is take a look at her Senate run. Take a look at upstate New York.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

It is life near the bone where it is sweetest.

For the right woman? I'd like to think I'd do just about anything.

I think comedy is a good way to help people change their minds. I think that if you're laughing and getting a message across, it's a lot easier than when somebody is screaming in your face.

I had no place to put anything. I would give my sculpture away because I had no place to put it.

Knowledge never springs from faith. It springs from doubt.

I cannot write as well as some people; my talent is in coming up with good stories about lawyers.That is what I am good at.

Just before our love got lost you said "I am as constant as a northern star" And I said, constantly in the darkness, Where's that at? If you want me I'll be in the bar.

I am thoroughly sick of pearls. They make one look so plain, so good and so intellectual.

Christ has no place in the life that is not dominated by the Word. - T.B. Joshua