Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's going to be a big part of the day.

The last thing I need is for daughter to move back into my basement and become another unemployed millennial statistic. Would love for her to get a job at Facebook. Become the president of Google.

I have proven a danger to both myself and those around me when carrying these weapons. I'm extraordinarily clumsy.

After all that, you would think daughter would want to spend time with me, but she's busy. I get it.

Every woman needs to think about her career above everything. And I'll say it again...Kate [Siegel] is unemployed.

Enmity dies when friendship is born.

I sometimes hold it half a sin To put in words the grief I feel For words like Nature half reveal And half conceal the Soul within.

Turn around, Piglet. Step lightly, Pooh. This silly ol' dance is perfect for two.

Directing attention toward where it needs to go is a primal task of leadership.

Maybe I should disappear and not make anymore music. I mean, I think I'd take it really badly if I got slayed.

I'll always be thankful for what I have right now. I feel that it's been a blessing. But I know my time will come. It's just the way life is.

I can do nothing for you but work on myself...you can do nothing for me but work on yourself!

I mean, you know, sometimes, yeah, you wish for something and you don't get quite what you wish for. But you get something bigger and better.

Educate and inform the whole mass of the people.

Industry is the enemy of melancholy