Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

I do feel that, generally, people will see me and go, "He knows where the good food is," which is an awesome correlative. It's an awesome simplification.

If it's a question about stuff that matters to you personally, like favorite food, favorite piece of knowledge, favorite animal, it's hard not to have an opinion and want to quantify things.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel's history, so clearly there's going to be a correlation.

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.

Hell and heaven are within us

If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.

There is one great and universal wish of mankind expressed in all religions, in all art and philosophy, and in all human life: the wish to pass beyond himself as he now is.

I've seen what's happened to America. We're no longer respected.

Life (and running) is not all about time but about our experiences along the way.

Romance and poetry, ivy, lichens and wallflowers need ruin to make them grow.

I really wasn't about to get a Ph.D. in art history, you know, which you'd absolutely needed. And that was not something I wanted. And I loved art history, but not that way.

One should do nothing other than what is directly or indirectly of benefit to living beings.