Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

Someone has said that life itself is a party: you join after it's started and you leave before it's finished.

Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.

Good manners - the longer I live the more convinced I am of it - are a priceless insurance against failure and loneliness. And anyone can have them.

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs

You bless my heart the only way you can bless the world as well ..... Just by existing you make me the happiest woman alive.

Thank you for stitching me up" I say."I seem to have a talent for it.

To Adam Paradise was home. To the good among his descendants home is paradise.

To me there is no difference whether president, beggar, or king.

All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain.

It may seem impossible to imagine that a technologically advanced society could choose, in essence, to destroy itself, but that is what we are now in the processnof doing.

The only way to remain great is to keep on applying the fundamental principles that made you great.

Certain things in Mozart will and can never be excelled.

It is in general more profitable to reckon up our defeats than to boast of our attainments.