Give me a man with a good allowance of nose ... when I want any good head-work done I choose a man - provided his education has been suitable - with a long nose.

A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

Ideas are the beginning points of all fortunes.

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.

Fears are nothing more than a state of mind.

The reason most people fail instead of succeed is they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment.

Victory is not always winning the battle...but rising every time you fall.

Unrequited love is the infinite curse of a lonely heart.

I figured a woman can't be understood the way a man can. Women have purposes men can't even imagine.

There is no joy in the soul that has forgotten what God prizes.

I might have been made of metal once, but not anymore. Like Pinocchio, I'd turned into a real girl. So far it sucked. But there was nothing I could do about it.

The only thing a cat worries about is what's happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

I actually think I perform better away from home.

Our job is to translate the lies, deceit, and anxiety that poisons our cultural water supply into an understandable form that we can digest.

What appears to be a curse can be a blessing if we simply appreciate the inner essence of the possibility of how to connect to God in that situation.

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr. C, who used to be Mr. B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.