Gift giving is part of the culture no matter where you are and no matter how long you stay.

The love between a writer and a reader is never celebrated.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

I always wanted to be wealthy. I did.

I would love to do a reunion tour if it only involved basements across the U.S.

Do ya' feel lucky, punk?

If you knew all the dreams I've dreamed!

The degradation to which you subject others comes back, sooner or later, to haunt you.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

For what is man's soul but a flame? It flickers in and around the body of a man as does the flame around the rough log.

I'm always very self-conscious and assume the way faith or religion might come up in my plays will seem very harsh to people of faith, or who are currently practicing.